Balatro Seed: CIB8UG52

Just letting y'all know that I play in the o-full update (newest one as of 12/08/2025) :3 I WROTE THIS OUT AS I PLAYED SO THAT I COULD ACTUALLY REMEMBER!!! Ante 1 small blind defeated! Almost had a royal flush, but it didn't happen. I bought the Overstock voucher, Buffoon pack (I chose Supernova), and Gros Michel, leaving me with no money left. Dang, spending all that money was worth it! I instantly beat the big blind bc of having those 2 jokers and a full house with 3 Aces and 2 Queens! It was a hard decision to choose what to get in the shop, but with my sad $7, I chose the Cartomancer joker. Alright, writing this before I defeat the boss blind. I got an Empress with the Cartomancer, and a straight, so I used it on the highest ranking cards of the straight. Now I'm writing once defeated, which this got me an instant win!! I bought both booster packs within the shop and nothing else at first. For the Standard pack, I chose a Jack of Spades with a Gold Seal, and for the Arcana pack, I chose Temperance to give me an extra $7 (not much, but better than the other options in my eyes!). Then, with the $8 I had now, I rerolled the shop, and with the $3 I had left, I got The Fool and saved it for later. I straight up skipped the small blind of Ante 2 bc it had a free Spectral pack. I chose Incantation, and it destroyed my 7 of Spades, to replace with a 5 of Hearts that's a Steel card, a 4 of Hearts that's a Mult card, a 4 of Diamonds that's Wild, and a 2 of Clubs that is Gold. Now that I'm in the Big Blind, the Cartomancer got me an AMAZING tarot card, Judgement!! I used it and got who I like to call "glitchy boi" aka Misprint! I decided this would be a good point to use The Fool, and I got Smiley Face with the 2nd Judgement. Probably will give that away unless I get Pareidolia. Once again won in an instant bc I got a full house. In the shop, I decided to get Saturn to level up my straight, but nothing else. Got a Devil when selecting the boss blind. I enhanced my 6 of Hearts into a Gold with it, the played the straight I had, which sadly had a debuffed card, but I at least won with it. But afterwards, the Gros Michel finally went extinct... EWWWWW JOLLY JOKER- (Cryptid mod made me hate it...) ANYWAY! Said Jolly Joker was in the shop. Speaking of shop, ended up buying a Jumbo Standard pack and choosing yet ANOTHER Jack of Spades, however, it had a RED SEAL!!! You'd do the same thing!! Now, I rerolled the shop again, and somehow got ANOTHER Jolly Joker (I'm gonna throw up...), but also a Turtle Bean and Uranus. I bought the Uranus and moved on. I skipped Ante 3's small blind bc I found a Mega Celestial pack. I leveled up the 2 I already did: straight and 2 pair. 2 GOLD CARDS IN ONE HAND!? Smh... Had to play a pair of Jacks if I wanted to save some discards, so that's what I did. Didn't win instantly with those obviously, but then I had used the last of my discards trying to get a straight and had to play ANOTHER pair and then a high card... But at least I won after playing a 2 pair. None of the jokers in the shop were any good, but luckily for me, there was a Jumbo Baffoon pack to try my luck on! AND THANK GOD THERE WAS A HANGING CHAD THERE!!! It's time for Ante 3's boss blind. I sadly played a gold card to get a 2 pair. But Supernova and Glitchy Boi carried me instantly!! It was a hard decision to choose between a Buffoon Pack and the Clearance Sale voucher, but I ended up with the Clearance Sale since my joker slots were already full. Ante 4's small blind Tag was so hard to not resist, so naturally, I skipped it. In the big blind, I had a Death waiting around for me, so I used it to get a full house instead of a 2 pair. And only AFTERWARDS I realized that my 2 pair actually does better than a full house due to the leveling up I did... I did beat the blind in the end tho!! After rerolling a couple of times and using a Hermit in between those rerolls, I got a Splash, which to me was better than the Smiley Face. The free Booster packs are both Jumbo Planet ones, and since they're free, I, of course, got them! I managed to level up both straight and 2 pair once again through those packs. I decided to reroll one more time, but found nothing useful. The boss blind is perfect for the Splash joker, bc it's The Psychic! Now I can play all 5 cards that it asks for and EVERY SINGLE ONE WILL SCORE!!!!! I forgot instantly tho and played a 2 pair WITHOUT a 5th card (yay me). But afterwards managed to pull another 2 pair and remembered to play a 5th card. However, glitchy boi decided to give NO extra mult, so I didn't even get close to winning... Still needed 8k more chips. I still won tho (with no hands or discards left). But luckily for me, the Liquidation voucher appeared in the shop! A planet card costing only a buck is AMAZING! X3 I got Earth and then bought 2 rerolls which ended up with the Baron! I sold Supernova for that tho... Decided to actually play the small blind of Ante 5, which my first hand only gained me 1,777 chips. Maaaan I regret selling Supernova... I lost. :/